February 1, 2011

Album Review: Punk Wrapper: Outta sync

UPDATE: Apparently this guy has a website, for your entreatment, ladies and gents: http://punkwrapper.net/

I will present to you: Stuff that finds me on myspace and youtube and one even on the street.

A while back a random guy approached me on the street because i had on Sennheiser headphones because I don’t do crappy headphones. Recognizing he at least somewhat knew his audio equipment we chatted a little.
He approached me again at the post office not to long ago and finally had a presence on the web. Considering it was free, and all I was waisting was my time, I checked it out.

Formally: this is Punk Wrapper, with Outta Sync.

This was the worst music(using the term lightly) I’ve ever heard in my entire life. As luck would have it I have the CD baby link stored I my computer’s history.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Dear gods, that was bad, and rest assured when I say the stuff that was on his now dead site was worse. THe lack of rhythm in Outta Sync and the utterly cacophonous, seemingly random sounds, scratches and so fourth make for one truly atrocious album. I couldn’t even listen to a full song without getting a headache.

This would almost be tolerable if it weren’t for his utterly horrid voice.

(0/5 seriously that bad)


That was hard on my ears, But it got me thinking. I get dozens of links from artists trying to break into the music industry (when you say you have a review blog, you attract them) some are alright, some good, but the vast, vast majority are outright terrible.

So I decided to hone my critical streak and show them here.

Unrelated, I also promised a friend I’d review his stuff. Soon to come:
Aaron Ruiz

And more of the terrible stuff with
Blare LeVoir

7 comments:

  1. I lived in Chicago and worked in Evanston from 2005-07. I remember this asshole and his awful music. I wanted to donate my ears to science after hearing his shit. I have that "ISOTOPES" song on my iTunes for a good laugh. My god his shit is memorably bad

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  2. watch who the fuck ur calling and asshole, because i wanted my own style, and i didn't give a fuck about making somebody dance to mindless shit portraying stereo types in the black community I'm an asshole I'm an ass hole because i don't stick my lips out and rhyme about guns I'm an ass hole because i aint tupac i'm an asshole for giving away free 300 cd's looks like I'm basically an asshole u know what I'm not gonna let u piss me off cause there s a shit load of open mined people that like what I'm doing for u i got one thing to say and that's where's your shitty rap music when u make 150 better songs then u can talk shit>>>>>>>

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  3. @ Daniel. I know right?
    Sorry for the delay on the responce!

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  4. He blows his money on weed and he rapes girls. DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM HIM

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    1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZObHttLdTds

      Hes crazy!!!! He made out with a 80 year old woman

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  5. @anonymus email me. I've got no plans on giving him money

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  6. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE RESPONDED, I AM INCONSOLABLE RIGHT NOW

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